DaPhid Elwood Williams says "Welcome to Minnesota - where nobody can hear you scream!"

Oh yaah! Uffda! Dis is da place, you betcha! Whatever!

Hi! I took the Science Museum of Minnesota's HTML Classes, Parts I - III.

I notice that they like using Roman Numerals instead of numbers, for class names. Actually, the "numerals" are the letter "I". What, didn't the Romans have any real numbers?

So in case you're wondering, Elwood is still Drumming , and getting better every day! Currently, I am drumming with a jazz vocal group called:
After 5

Follow this link to see Elwood's performance calendar:
Elwood's Itenerary

The groups I've been with previously are:

Little Green Men (now known as Big Sky)

The Judd Group

Caribou

Export

The Bagdads

Email me at my address at the bottom, to find out about my upcoming gigs, or if you just want to correspond.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to practice some of the irritating text styles I learned in school.

Some of my favorite things:

  1. Abstract Unordered List
WOMBAT! VACUUM
Octavious! I've just returned from Rome! Fetch me my boomerang, if you please!

And now for the statistical breakdown:

Common Minnesota Misnomers
Farm Animals Table Animals
Chicken Gnome
Newt Lumbago
Wildebeest Festoons

Its not polite to point! Click on this (non-Roman) link, to go to the exotic city of Eden Prairie

Some of my favorite sites on the Net:
Elwood Mac
The Elwood Mac Haiku Reclamation Project
(Go here to listen to tasty toones, with Elwood drumming)
The Guru Deli
Visit the Guru Deli, and have lunch with the levitating rodents!
Urantia Book
This is the Urantia Book Home Page.
Sivananda
This is the Sivananda Yoga "Om" Page!
The War of the Refrigerator Magnets
Musings from an obscure 13th century poet.
Autumn musings
The season of decay; the time of declining powers
Letter
A letter from Eden Prairie


As you can see, I am SO LONELY!
Click on my email address (it feels so good!) to send me mail.
williade@tcfreenet.org (Elwood)

Created by Elwood Williams.
Last Modified 02/25/2004.